Welcome to the home of the MOONIE OBSESSORS CULT, located in the hall way of a Holiday Inn somewhere on... the planet... don't ask us where, we really haven't got a clue what's going on to be honest.
Help yourself to a Brandy dear boy, light a few cherry bombs in interesting places, then settle back on a bit of broken furniture and enjoy the sounds of Two Sides Of The Moon which is playing constantly on our turntable except for the occasional surf record now and again. If you don't like the look of the splintered wood, try a bass drum, they're rather comfy to sit on sometimes. You'll find various bits of drum kits strewn everywhere.
Take a moment to examine your surroundings before we wreck the place again. Yes we have filled the hall with furniture from the nearest hotel suite - do you have a problem with that? No? Good. There'll be no throwing of television sets out of the window here this week I'm afraid. We only have one TV left after we used the other ones for target practice, and we need this one to watch videos of Moonie drumming on. There's lots of nice pictures gracing the walls. Keith on a green sofa, Keith on a bear skin rug, Keith on a rocking horse, Keith on a real horse, Keith on a Rolls Royce, Keith on Alex... Ooops! Ahem!
Where was I? Ah yes... time to get on with the slightly more organised stuff I guess. Right then! Here goes: