Welcome to the home of the MOONIE OBSESSORS CULT, located in the hall way of a Holiday Inn somewhere on... the planet... don't ask us where, we really haven't got a clue what's going on to be honest.


Help yourself to a Brandy dear boy, light a few cherry bombs in interesting places, then settle back on a bit of broken furniture and enjoy the sounds of Two Sides Of The Moon which is playing constantly on our turntable except for the occasional surf record now and again. If you don't like the look of the splintered wood, try a bass drum, they're rather comfy to sit on sometimes. You'll find various bits of drum kits strewn everywhere.

Take a moment to examine your surroundings before we wreck the place again. Yes we have filled the hall with furniture from the nearest hotel suite - do you have a problem with that? No? Good. There'll be no throwing of television sets out of the window here this week I'm afraid. We only have one TV left after we used the other ones for target practice, and we need this one to watch videos of Moonie drumming on. There's lots of nice pictures gracing the walls. Keith on a green sofa, Keith on a bear skin rug, Keith on a rocking horse, Keith on a real horse, Keith on a Rolls Royce, Keith on Alex... Ooops! Ahem!

Where was I? Ah yes... time to get on with the slightly more organised stuff I guess. Right then! Here goes:



How the Cult works

Cult Members

Cult Member Biographies
where you learn how insane we all really are!

Cult Member Websites

Play Room
pictures, stories, story profiles, logos etc.

The Shrine
declare your love for Moonie before you leave

Click below to visit our sisters of
the glow, ladies who know how to
obsess about The Who
"One day things weren't quite so fine
I fell in love with Moonie
I asked my dad where Moonie I could find
He said girl now don't be silly
He's been gone since 1978
Oh how I cried that night
If only I'd been born in Moonie's time
it would have been alright
Pictures of Keith Moon made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Keith Moon help me sleep at night
Me and Moonie are together in my dreams
And I ask you hey sister have you ever seen
Pictures of Moonie"

Any Cult Members wishing me to make any changes or updates to the site concerning them can mail me at premier.ludwig@virgin.net.

This little section of chaos was created and then wrecked completely by Sister MoonOnGreenSofa and hosted on Mars for our wonderful leader Sister MoonieNesmith who knows more about Moonie than... well, than he probably did. If you don't believe me check out her site.

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